Mom : it’s time to go to bed, sweetie.
Boy : but I don’t want to.
Mom: yes but it’s time. Let’s go.
Boy (whining) : but it’s not fair…..
Mom: I know, sunshine, but sometimes we have to do what we don’t want to do because it’s the right thing.
Boy: Fine, when I’m a mommy I will let my kids stay up late AND eat chocolate. So there.
Mom: darling, you can’t be a mommy – you are a boy and boys grow up to be men, and when their wives have babies the men become daddies.
Boy: but Mom, you told me I could be anything I wanted to be when I grow up. I want to be a mom and you can’t stop me… (stomp stomp stomp)




5 responses so far ↓
Mattit_TOFY // July 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm |
In today’s twisted & perverted world, he just might be able to when he gets old enough.
It’s a good thing he’ll forget what he said tomorrow morning.
Jewish Side // July 2, 2009 at 7:09 pm |
lol, that is the cutest thing I ever heard!
btw, I once wrote a post about why kids don’t want to go to sleep.
Sleep, why kids hate it, and adults love it
Yonit // July 2, 2009 at 8:06 pm |
Too funny!
balebusta // July 3, 2009 at 11:41 am |
Love that! Too cute…kids are the best. Reminded me a little of this:
http://balebusta.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/overheard-in-nyc/
Ari // July 5, 2009 at 9:24 pm |
LOL