Daily Archives: April 30, 2009

No Coffee – Day three

To my Darling Children

 

I am so proud of you all for waking up early. For being ready for school way ahead of schedule today. For having breakfast and showers before I even surfaced from my room at 6 am. For doing all of that quietly at the crack of dawn and not waking your sleeping beauty of a mother. (hey, they showered without me nagging – where the heck am I? A parallel universe??) I love you all so much. But, sweet sweet darlings of mine, knowing that I no longer drink coffee and that I need a moment or seventeen to “come to” in the mornings – why oh why did I have to wake up to the theme song from Hogan’s Heroes on the TV? How can you turn that stuff on at 6 am? Can we not be in denial that it’s morning until at least 7? Why were you all up so early? Was this a conspiracy?

 

Love

She Who Must Be Obeyed (and Caffeinated)

 

Frumster Files – #78545

 

A FaceBook Friend of mine, let’s call him Yitz, put this up as his status update.

 

Would you date this woman? From Frumster: “This is what I am looking for in a mate: A quirky, thoughtful and sensitive man who is comfortable dating a woman who has dated both men and women in the past.”

 

I wanted to know your thoughts – the discussion on his FaceBook page was very lively.

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