One of my kids is taking total advantage of the fact that I have no voice. At supper he was relating a story from his day. A friend of his asked him if he did his own laundry. His answer was that he has this magic box that he puts his dirty clothes in, and the next day they show up clean on his shelves. (Here’s the kicker and he says this looking directly at me) “But some days the elves get lazy and it takes them two days”.
We need our own reality show…..