I overheard a conversation between HockeyFan and ChatterBox, and heard something about someone signing an agreement. Happened to be it was the little one being “encouraged” to sign.
I asked for a look at this document.
Here it is:
__________(first name) _________________(middle name) ________________ (last name) solemnly swear that if I annoy [HockeyFan] this weekend or I sleep on his bed on April 28 2011 I shall be under his command for a week.
Funnily enough they tried to convince me that once signed it is legal and enforceable. Seeing as they are both minors I told them no. However, apparently since they live in my “Queendom” (their word) I can choose whether it is legally binding in our home.
I have the power. Bwah hah hah!