She just wanted towels

You guys have to read this (some fowl* language so be warned). Any of you married people out there can totally relate!

And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles!

*I know, it’s “foul”. Read that article and it will all become clear, grasshopper.

4 responses to “She just wanted towels

  1. OMgosh…I am laughing so hard. That is just priceless.

  2. I don’t know why, but I’m so happy to know that you read the Bloggess.

  3. I’m totally on the husband’s side. If she just bought towels, why does she need more? What makes a pink beach towel unusable in a bathroom? And a useless metal chicken is the worst type of impulse purchase – a great way to waste money.

    And she seems kind of inconsiderate of her husband. Acting kind of spoiled and arguing with her husband is a good anniversary? That’s sad.

  4. That. Was. Epic.

    “That chicken has a shiv”
    “15 Years is Big Metal Chickens”

    All she needed to do next was hang the new pink towels from the cockscomb on that prodigious piece of poultry.

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