Hello and welcome to the Royal Bank Of Ima. How may I process your request?
For allowance press One
For lunch money press Two
For all other inquiries press Zero
*One is Pressed
Press 1 if homework has been done (I will know if you are lying)
Press 1 again if bed is made
Press 1 again if room is in order
Go back to your room and clean up and then call again, I know you are not being truthful.
*Two is Pressed
Press 1 if this is the first request this week
Please enter the menu for the day
Press 1 if it is a balanced meal
Press 1 if you promise to have a vegetable too
*Zero is Pressed
I am sorry. The Bank of Ima has temporarily run out of funds because all her customers are bleeding her dry. Please try again later. Our advice to you before you try again – make sure all your clothes are in the hamper, your bedroom and bathroom are clean, your homework is done, your laundry put away, your teeth are brushed, you have made a fresh pot of coffee so you can serve a coffee to your Ima – if you have satisfied all these conditions you may find that there is a possibility of available funding.